Nish aka Boy Mongoose has put out an Indian rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas:
For those of you who can’t understand the thick Indian accent, here’s what he got for the twelve days of Christmas:
A totally insufficient dowry
2 nosy inlaws
3 butter chickens
4 Hare Krishnas
5 Indian Games (5 minutes of fame on the 12th day)
6 IT Graduates
7-Eleven Workers
8 Bollywood Workers
9 Telemarketers
10 minute yoga
11 syllable names
12 cricketball tamperers