It’s a beautiful, sunny day. You just finished off lunch, you’re returning to the office, but first, you decide you have to stop off as the cobbler to see if your shoes are done. You’re on the phone getting directions to the place, you’re there, you’re parking and about to hang up the phone then all of a sudden BEEP!
Yup, some asshole behind you is blowing their horn at you because you’re taking too much time making sure that the truck you’re driving isn’t going to bump the cars while doing the park job.
The asshole who previously beeped you proceeds to give you the finger. He then gets into the other lane, cuts off traffic and speeds off, pedal to the metal, back to his office a block away. Too bad for him, he’s driving a company car with Pac Blue Digital Reprographics on the side. Way to go, dumbass!