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Good Bumper Stickers

I haven’t seen many of these but I’d love to. Probably because I don’t drive very much anymore – living in downtown and all.

(On the back of a Jeep) It’s a Jeep thing if I wanted a

Hummer I would have seen your sister!

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If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken… Watch for Finger.
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The Earth Is Full – Go
Home.
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I Have the Body of a God – Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write for Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls
Off.
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Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But Is Miles From the Next Exit.
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I Refuse to Have a Battle of Wits With an Unarmed Person.
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You! Out of the Gene Pool – Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot
Back!
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Help Stamp Out Violence in America
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(Seen Upside Down an a Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…
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Stop Lights Timed for 35 mph
Also Are Timed for 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good for You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look
Like Jabba the
Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body by Nautilus; Brain by Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution – Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God’s Revenge
for Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You’ve Never Seen
an Uzi Fired From a Car
Window.
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How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is
Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE — PLANT a Politician .
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Lastly:

“POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
THE SAME REASON”